搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
看笑話看英語(yǔ)的是不是很高大上?下面是yjbys小編收集整理的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望大家喜歡!
What?
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
丈夫給妻子看了一項(xiàng)調(diào)查結(jié)果，為了向她證明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個(gè)字，而女人每天使用30000個(gè)。
妻子想了一會(huì)兒說(shuō)，女人每天說(shuō)的字?jǐn)?shù)是男人的兩倍，因?yàn)樗齻儽仨氈貜?fù)已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)的話。
他問(wèn)："什么?"
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home.
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always
asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen.
If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都
很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：
“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，
“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，
那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”
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